Outside just killing time and making noise

283 notes

nprfreshair:

Terry: You have a masters in human rights from the London School of Economics?

Hari: Yeah, I wasted a lot of money before I decided to do stand-up full time, Terry. 

Hari Kondabolu (pronounced “hurry”) is going to be on the show soon! We wanted to give you a sneak peek at his stand-up. 

His new comedy album is called Waiting For 2042

YES!

5,625 notes

humansofnewyork:

"Who are the flowers for?""Myself.""What’s your favorite thing about yourself?""I guess I always try to be honest.""What’s a time you weren’t as honest as you’d have liked?""It took me too long to come out of the closet.""Why’s that?""I guess I just didn’t know for sure.""And when did you settle on it?""Honestly, when society’s expectation is that you’re straight, I think you constantly have to settle on it."

humansofnewyork:

"Who are the flowers for?"
"Myself."
"What’s your favorite thing about yourself?"
"I guess I always try to be honest."
"What’s a time you weren’t as honest as you’d have liked?"
"It took me too long to come out of the closet."
"Why’s that?"
"I guess I just didn’t know for sure."
"And when did you settle on it?"
"Honestly, when society’s expectation is that you’re straight, I think you constantly have to settle on it."

17,243 notes

Occasionally I’ll be sitting somewhere and I’ll be listening to someone perhaps not saying the kindest things about me. And I’ll look down at my hand and I’ll sort of pinch my skin to make sure it still has the requisite thickness I know Eleanor Roosevelt expects me to have.
Hillary Clinton (x)

(Source: audreyno, via subconciousevolution)